How much a soul worth? Well easy, we just say a spirit worth a bag of M&M’s, but when shipped from halfway ‘cross the world and in a foreign script, that bag’s a little less, easy to forget. Age makes ’em stale, makes ’em trash. A bag of blue-eyed M&M’s matters more, but a bagContinue reading “Cavalier Spirit”
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the *best* invention
So. I recently found out about squeezable cream cheese. In a tube. it inspired me. See, if we have squeezable cream cheese in a tube, we definitely, absolutely need…(dun dun dun)…toothpaste in a tub. This would be so easy! Just pop the lid, scoop your toothbrush inside, and boom, plenty of toothpaste to brush yourContinue reading “the *best* invention”
January 18th, 2022/haha I don’t know what this is
Today’s Prompt: What book is next on your reading list? I don’t have much of a reading list. Just one book. It’s called “All Life’s Answers and Assurances for the Uncertain Future.” A friend recommended it to me awhile ago, but the author’s name was way too long and I don’t remember it. a “J”Continue reading “January 18th, 2022/haha I don’t know what this is”