Take a Comment for Anxiety

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I really liked your poem.

This post was super insightful.

That sounds like a super fun time you had with your family.

*backspace backspace backspace*

Okay, so those were terrible, we’re not doing any of those,

no, we’re going with “this post means a lot to me.”

*Backspace* periods convey frustration and anger

So don’t put that

put something else

“This post means a lot to me!”

Yeah, exclamation points make you sound like a nice person! But not too many, you know that’s overkill, don’t do it!!

Maybe a smiley face, hey, I really liked this:)

(do I overuse smiley faces?)

Okay so an emoji. What’s a good emoji here? Maybe a โค wait that’s supposed to be a red heart why isn’t it showing up that way? Hello?

๐Ÿ’—okay this one’s red…but no that’s a growing heart, like the Grinch or something, that’s not what I mean.

*backspace spam*

Sparkle heart?๐Ÿ’– Is that meant for something else…I don’t feel like a sparkle heart’s right for this…

Maybe a different color?๐Ÿ’š this looks like a lime though. Um…๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค okay why is it only the red heart that shows up weird? Okay, in what context are you supposed to use each color of heart? Does it matter? Aackha I literally don’t know

Okay let’s just not put a heart

but then “this post means a lot to me” sounds like I’m talking monotone it needs something else

“This post means a lot to me!”

No I sound too excited

“This post means a lot to me:)”

No that might sound condescending

“This post means a lot to me ๐Ÿ’—”

I don’t…I don’t like that, why can’t the red heart just show up like a red heart โคโคโคโค why?

Okay no

*backspace backspace backspace BACKSPACE*

okay no

I’m not doing this goodbye I’m not commenting anything

it’s fine

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(okay so fun fact, the red hearts do in fact show up correctly on the page itself, but don’t on the WordPress reader. How fun…)

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