If a word exists, you were not the first one to say it,

happy St. Patrick’s Day
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So let me be the first to say,

Happy San Paddywack Dia,

alleft, now get a gerbilish move on,

a crouton meets Charon,

a Pluto meets Pharaoh,

go grab that batter thingy kerbober

or we’ll go zeroely conbotcher,

take that, you’re a piddly puff, a pinky pie,

fztcrack the bamclack

and ripreronrahroo.

Oh, it’s easy pleasy melon squeegee,

happy comings from the Marcel clan,

flappy goings for the Qajey-qaje-qaje-jake band,

sappy trappy taps a driddle beat

and mizikul mouse makes a martly meest.

Take 10-80 to Threnody,

exit ten, elven, twelven,

enter thirsteen and burteen

burp spleen and hexteen,

fed heaven lean then ate meat

but mine left no drumbs ‘cept the echo of the braaap,

Happy-san Parolina

paddywack took a k-nick k-nack

k-nockin’ on my k-napsack-n

clap brack

break a clag

fine bracken eight clawsome

but blossom’s bussin and busy bustlin’

servin’ sticks and hive pours,

trees can’t dwo’s the due-due undo

ctrl+x axed me

ctrl+z lost me

so that’s y aye won

shouting on the flooftops,

yaye, you get it, we flew if for fun.

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