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no windows or clocks
adorned my room
so all I know is
I slept at least seven times
(it might’ve been more)
before Coach Purturbelly returned,
and she came
without a knock
while I stared at the ceiling
and she asked again
if I wanted to stay
or go
and I answered,
“Stay.”
So she sat cross-legged by the desk
and said,
“But I haven’t even gotten to what we do here.”
Then she thumped a huge folder
onto the wood(?) desk,
loaded with pamphlets and marked-up pages.
“This place is called Winged Demon Box Academy 4,”
Coach Purturbelly said, pulling out a flier
to hand me
with some pictures of fiery faces
and words I didn’t understand.
“We teach young demons and the occasional goblin
magic.
Shapeshifting, magical runes, how to make special artifacts…stuff like that.
If you stay, you’ll be enrolled,
because nobody lives here for free,
not even the gremlin rats.”
“Okay,” I said. “I’ll learn magic.
It’s not making potions though,
right?”
Coach Purturbelly rubbed her one eye
and squinted at me
and asked
where a strange, gray skinned mortal like me came from.
I said,
“Doesn’t matter,
since I’m not there anymore.”
And Coach Purturbelly
looked at me
a while longer
until I almost lifted the flier close to her
green face
to see if the paper would burn
but then she reached out a hand
and patted my head.
Her fingers
were oddly soft.
It made me want to squirm away
but I stayed perfectly still
until she withdrew.
“Your classes start tomorrow, then,” she said.
“I’ll bring a schedule by tonight
and help you learn where the classrooms are.
You can walk on your own by now, right?”
“I don’t know,” I said,
“the blankets haven’t let me out of bed.”
In reply,
the covers
shamefully
wriggled to the edge of the mattress.
Coach Purturbelly laughed
like a clapping bell
and left
and I didn’t get why she laughed
and the blankets didn’t explain
and no one told me what gremlin rats were either
or what the flier said
but whatever,
I figured I’d find out in class tomorrow–
here,
free,
I explored my living quarters
for the first time
in my life
without a wound on my body.
***
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